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Posted - 2012.06.23 00:10:00 -
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ITT: Goons pick up cash spitting out of a broken ATM while filling the Complaint Box with complaints about ATMs spitting out cash. Goons have their assets seized when bank discovers the error. Goons then complain about the unheeded complaints in the complaint box.
Complaint about the Complaint Box? Delicious. |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:06:00 -
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SO WHAT'S THE RECORD NUMBER OF PAGES IN AN EVE-O THREAD!?
IF YOU SHOUT LOUD ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT BE HEARD OVER THE WHARGHARBLE. |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:15:00 -
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**** all ya'll |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:15:00 -
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p.e.n.is. |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:17:00 -
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SERIAL KILLERS ARE UP IN MA EVE. TAKING MY LP AND ******* MY WIFE. |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:18:00 -
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On some fundamental level, this game is completely absurd.
edit: cool two pages sniped in a row |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:29:00 -
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AAIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ALL MAD! REMOVE PENISES FROM ASSES NOW! HEAR THE FARTS! HEAR THE FARTS!
Beans, beans, the musical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel So we have beans at every meal!1
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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the happier/better you feel So let's eat beans with every meal1
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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the more you eat The more you sit on the toilet seat
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Beans, beans, they give you gas They make you fart, and burn your ass The more you eat, the more it hurts So slow down your eating to stop the squirts
Beans, beans, the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot 1This line can also be replaced with: "So eat them beans at every meal"
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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:33:00 -
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P.E.N.I.S |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:36:00 -
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Let's all work together to raise the level of discourse |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:37:00 -
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Elecktra Blue wrote:So I'm curious, the people that said they acted upon this "issue" after seeing the document "leak" on twitter, should be in the same boat by CCP's investigative definition. Yes I am talking about Jade Constantine, who admitted to making over 8B after this document leak, and I imagine there are others as well, should they not be under investigation as well? Or is this simply a crusade against those the high-sec population loathe? Nice try nancy drew |
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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:39:00 -
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I now own this thread. |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:45:00 -
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So do you Goons coordinate the hand off of responses like a relay race or do you work it straight up as teams? Just smashing as many volleys as possible? |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:48:00 -
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ThisAryth wrote:CCP reacted quickly and patched this out, but the damage was done (not that it really mattered since it would merely have delayed the inevitable); the cabal had our GÇ£seedGÇ¥ LP. From here on out, the next step was to manipulate the outcome of Faction Warfare to dictate the tier level of the Minmatar faction. In order to cash out our illicit LP, Minmatar had to keep tier 4. We bought them into the tier over and over, rebuying each time they lost it and dropped into T3; eventually, 2 mega purchases launched them into T5. ItGÇÖs worth noting that the entire time, the :shobon: coalition of the terrible roleplayers and various other pubbies comprising the Minmatar faction thought they were doing this on their own. They were oblivious to the fact they would jump 50-70 points in a single hour. To the extent that anyone noticed at all, they attributed it to their own skill, clapping each other on the back in militia chat while the cabal laughed at them for being too stupid to notice what was literally under their noses. This also applied to Amarr. On a lark one of us went one morning and fully upgraded all 13 Amarr systems to level 5. The next day this was repeated along with the 2 systems they won from the day before, allowing the Amarr faction to finally hit T2. Of course they immediately lost it. With the gloating out of the way, we can move on to describing the actual hole in detail. Note that because this document has been posted, the specific mechanism by which this all works has been patched. In Inferno, a mechanic was added to award Loyalty Points (LP) based on the value of the ship that was killed. Implants, ship value, cargo, etc. The formula is as follows: FormulaThe GÇ£costGÇ¥ in this equation was CCPGÇÖs own metric, which you can see by opening your cargo window or your station hangars and looking in the bottom right of the window. Therein lies the heart of the break -- CCPGÇÖs item value calculation was very vulnerable to manipulation. If you picked the right item, loaded hundreds of thousands of them into a Badger, then blew it up in the context of Faction Warfare, you could generate as much LP as you want for practically no cost. As long as you did the math right, the result was foolproof. The trick was to control the process. We enlisted dummy characters in opposite factions, loaded up valuable items into a hauler, murdered the haulers with each otherGÇÖs alts, scooped the wrecks, and kept exploding the dropped stacks until none remained. We then converted the LP weGÇÖd been rewarded back into items from the FW store. Needless to say, some of the items in the LP store rewarded enough isk when sold on the market that the haulersGÇÖ mass assisted euthanasia was a profitable enterprise. The original babby step was to use hydromagnetic datacores. Hydrocores had a CCP Value of 317,000 ISK (pay attention to this number, because itGÇÖs important). When we bought Minmatar into Tier 4, we were rewarded with a 50% reduction in both LP and ISK cost of our purchases from their loyalty store, so one datacore from the LP store at Tier 4 cost 25 LP and 25,000 isk. When the hauler with the datacore inside was duly murdered by our Minmatar loyalist, it rewarded the murderer with 63.5 LP. Blowing up datacores in this manner grossed enough LP to cash out into implants (at 2000 ISK/LP) to cover the isk portion of the cost of the datacore, while still netting excess LP in the process. Essentially, we were able to convert ISK to LP at the rate of 1390 ISK per LP, then immediately sell the produced LP for 1.5 times what we paid. This process of turning LP items into more LP was given the terrible name of GÇ£dubsteppingGÇ¥ by Mynnna. We initially used this to liquidate all of our highend mineral holdings and start printing isk. We netted tens of millions of LP worth tens of billions of ISK. However, a crucial patch to Eve nerfed us by making cargo that dropped not net any LP, seemingly wrecking the plan by cutting our LP rewards in half and making it unprofitable. Not discouraged, we went back to the drawing board. and this |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:50:00 -
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important things are happening in this thread. many chins were scratched. many cigarettes were smoked. keep poasting so that the full might of your rage is known. rage on goons. rage on other people. rage on. rage on. welcome to eve, the ultimate Nerd Soap Opera. |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:53:00 -
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Paint wrote:15th Century Portrait wrote:So do you Goons coordinate the hand off of responses like a relay race or do you work it straight up as teams? Just smashing as many volleys as possible? No we do this based on how fat you are. You get points though for being extra flatulent. So you can't just be fat alone. yer pro troll. very very pro. many big rewards shall be yours |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:58:00 -
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Cygnet Lythanea wrote:No seriously, I worry for your mental health at this point. You seem to have a really loose grasp on reality. I don't like to repeat the obvious but seriously, you are a complete idiot.
seriously? rly? like rly rly srsly? |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:59:00 -
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15th Century Portrait wrote:Cygnet Lythanea wrote:No seriously, I worry for your mental health at this point. You seem to have a really loose grasp on reality. I don't like to repeat the obvious but seriously, you are a complete idiot.
seriously? rly? like rly rly srsly? srsly? |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 06:59:00 -
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so does mittens and friends put a bet on how long the thread will go? |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:00:00 -
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Paint wrote:Cygnet Lythanea wrote:Paint wrote: No we do this based on how fat you are. You get points though for being extra flatulent. So you can't just be fat alone.
So, that means you're on the verge of collapsing into a human singularity then, you have so much mass? Uh oh, FAT PERSON DETECTED. YOU MAD BRO? How does it feel to be unloved, unwated, and unrespected? Looks like you know HA HA HA FAT FEKER> you just can't get the rhythm down, can you? |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:01:00 -
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Paint wrote:Cygnet Lythanea wrote:Paint wrote: No seriously, I worry for your mental health at this point. You seem to have a really loose grasp on reality. I don't like to repeat the obvious but seriously, you are a complete idiot.
Paint, you've worked that angle before. You should know it has no bite. No pizazz. If you're going to troll me you need punch! Just calling me names shows you've got a weak hand. You need to TROLL not troll. So really how fat are you? no. timing. srsly. none. |
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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:02:00 -
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Paint wrote:15th Century Portrait wrote:Paint wrote:Cygnet Lythanea wrote:Paint wrote: No we do this based on how fat you are. You get points though for being extra flatulent. So you can't just be fat alone.
So, that means you're on the verge of collapsing into a human singularity then, you have so much mass? Uh oh, FAT PERSON DETECTED. YOU MAD BRO? How does it feel to be unloved, unwated, and unrespected? Looks like you know HA HA HA FAT FEKER> you just can't get the rhythm down, can you? I'm Sorry bro I will try to do better. sloooow |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:03:00 -
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corestwo wrote:Cygnet Lythanea wrote:15th Century Portrait wrote: seriously? rly? like rly rly srsly?
I really wish Mittens would butt in here. He's much better at this (usually) than most of tonight's contenders. Goonswarm is getting rusty if this is their best trolling. Most of the last 20 pages isn't trolling so much as it's ****posting, really. glad you made your contribution to the pile |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:05:00 -
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Paint wrote:Cygnet Lythanea wrote:15th Century Portrait wrote: seriously? rly? like rly rly srsly?
I really wish Mittens would butt in here. He's much better at this (usually) than most of tonight's contenders. Goonswarm is getting rusty if this is their best trolling. So are we talking Orca fat or Blue whale fat here? Seriously I don't judge you on that basis alone, but it sure helps. when is the coach gonna call you back into the bullpen and put somone else up?
edit: YES! another page |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:06:00 -
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patter
you guys need more practice.
goodnight. |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:12:00 -
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the thread eaters are moving behind us now. they've awakened!!!
slowly the posts will be consumed.
The langoliers! the Langoliers! |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:14:00 -
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okay. goodnight again.
thanks mods. we all had fun. sandbox, varied fun, yadda yadda. no hard feelings.
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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:17:00 -
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the speed is picking up. its like you can hear the tornado coming at you |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:18:00 -
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i had lots of laughs. oddly. good luck goons. good night moon. everybody poops. |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:38:00 -
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Richard Desturned wrote:Cygnet Lythanea wrote:It did according to the first several pages of this thread. I get it you want to cherry-pick everything that benefits your argument but the fact is that they didn't distribute ISK to anybody because, well, it's their ISK. cherry pick is a favorite word of yours. variety is the spice of life.
its also a magazine |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:39:00 -
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corestwo wrote:Cygnet Lythanea wrote:Richard Desturned wrote: I might point out that this never happened
It did according to the first several pages of this thread, back when dozens of goonswarm members were bragging about it? It's almost as though goons reflexively troll and make **** up. If you want to take a few otherwise unsubstantiated posts as proof that something happened, though, be my guest. thats terrible |
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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:42:00 -
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corestwo wrote:15th Century Portrait wrote:corestwo wrote:Cygnet Lythanea wrote:Richard Desturned wrote: I might point out that this never happened
It did according to the first several pages of this thread, back when dozens of goonswarm members were bragging about it? It's almost as though goons reflexively troll and make **** up. If you want to take a few otherwise unsubstantiated posts as proof that something happened, though, be my guest. thats terrible Didn't you say you were going to bed three or four pages ago? dance puppet dance! |

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Posted - 2012.06.23 18:00:00 -
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i cannot believe how many of my drunken poasts made it through the dev pruning process. also. p.e.n.i.s.
i'm all for the suggestion to reboot eve where everyone starts from scratch. dibs on the name The Mittani |

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Posted - 2012.06.24 07:04:00 -
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after this many pages, is there anything left to say?
except. p.e.n.i.s. |
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